Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sunburnt lips

So I just got back from a really great travel week, and once I collect my things and get my act together (possibly this afternoon) I will be posting pictures. I finally received my first sun burn and it took a whopping three weeks! But then again the beach can do that to even the most careful of sensitive skinned souls. I travelled with two other people from the TEFL class and we went down to Puno, on the coast of Lake Titicaca for a night, moved across the Lake to stop at three interesting island spots: the floating islands (islas flotanas/Uros islands), Isla Amantaní, and Isla Taquile. It was quite an adventure and a sickening hike up so many stairs that I´m not sure I could do again. I think someone said Taquile had 500 steps to the peak, and you have to climb up all of those to make it over into the city. That was less painful than Amantaní, but the view from the top of Amantaní totally made the panting and breaks worth every exhaled curse and desire to give up. The floating islands (also known as the Uros because that is the name of the people who inhabit them, however according to Lonely Planet the last pure blood Uros woman died in the 50s or 60s) were interesting, yet out of 45-ish, only 3 are excessible to the public, and it´s because they were made to allow tourists to stop and enjoy the beauty of the culture. It felt like a huge cave-in to tourism, not that I´m not thankful to have been included into such a different culture than my own...but it´s easy to critique someone´s life choices when they don´t meet my approval of ¨natural.¨ But moving on to the construction of these islands: they connect these squares of dirt with root structures to contain the dirt by sticking sticks in the squares and then tying the squares together with nylon fiber. Then they pile on this reed so it´s four feet thick and so much fun to run barefoot across, I wonder if the tourists took as many pictures of the crazy barefoot white woman running around the island as they did of the islanders selling textiles and ceramic jewelry. This guy from the small island showed us in a demonstration that I took a picture of so if there was any confusion caused by my description, do not worry the picture explains it all. There were about five houses on the island, and they built the one we were able to stop on seven years ago. I´m not sure if we were told how long one island lasts, but I think seven years for all that weight to be living on a bunch of dirt is pretty incredible.

My favorite part was the view from the boat ride. You can see across to the Bolivian side, and the peaks in the very far distance look like a mirage inbetween the water and the clouds. It´s just amazing that a) a lake can be that effing huge in the middle of the Andes, and b) you can see all the land surrounding it when you are close to the middle. According to my wikipedia sources, the maximum length=190 km (118 mi) and the maximum width=80 km (50 mi). It took us four hours to reach Isla Amantaní from Puno but each day there were stops, so it was dizzying turning around to catch every angle of land from the Lake because it was all so different. At one peninsula that I couldn´t pronounce or try to spell, the land was terraced at a diagonal into the water from the ridge and it looked like the trees grow at a slant to accommodate the earth. I don´t think I captured that on film, oops...too mesmorized to act.

We spent the night in a small home on Amantaní with two girls from the Netherlands, and they were a lot of fun. We all hiked up to the top of the island to see PachaTata ruins and on the way back down there was a bunch of local teenagers/young adults and they were in a circle playing volleyball and they made space for us, it was by far the most fun I've had playing volleyball, but thanks to the altitude my energy was short and I had to stop after 30 minutes or so because it was getting really cold and I was winded. After returning back to our rooms there was a "late night" of card games and drinking by candlelight. We were all in bed and asleep by 8:30.  
A moment of truth: I could not imagine living a life without things like meat, electricity or the extremes like drugs, promiscuous sex and alcohol. Just putting that out there: this life is intense and thanks the conveniences of my American life there is no way I would give up sleeping in, going out, using the internet and listening to my itunes or even just enjoying park sitting and people watching. I don't see fitting into a patriarchal small community society. That having been said, it was an awesome experience and a really good time eating potatoes, rice and cheese with herbal teas consisting of putting leaves into hot water and playing card games in the dark with only candlelight. However I was not our housemaid, Sonya, who was up at 5 AM making breakfast and completing the daily chores. It was also just as painful climbing down the street to the port as it was climbing up. There is this awesome zigzag move Sonya showed us that really helped relieve the stress on my knees, you just walk down the path, but take steps walking from end to the next, this way takes a little bit longer, but totally worth it. 

The boat ride back to Puno was long, and I definitely got sunburnt on my lips, but did good to protect the rest of my body, it wasn't easy though, as the best spot on the boat was right in the sun.  I read "Memories of my Melancholy Whores" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, which was a great quick read of a love story. True to form I teared up on the last pages. 

After running to the bus station once hitting Puno, we hopped one uncomfortable bus to Arequipa, it is important to ask about shocks...too bad I don't know how to say that in Spanish, nor could I call out a lie... But good golly, do I need to learn. Anyway, it was fun. We stopped in some nasty smelling town for thirty minutes and laughed at the bus driver yelling for Arequipa like a auctioneer and no one new was getting on the bus, only locals selling jello in a cup (that's big here...hmm.) or this kind of popcorn that's just massive kernels. 
I do not think I can describe the love for plastic bags Peruvans have. I am in a karmic regression for all the hassle I caused back home, plastic is god. I now know this. I apologize for any mistakes I have made in the past in reference to this reverence. I ordered takeout one night and was given soup in a plastic bag. Do i need to repeat? They even threw my chicken and french fries into a plastic bag, and then put all this various condiments into separate plastic bags and handed me one large plastic bag to contain all of my little plastic bags. It's fascinating. 

But going back to my experience from the past week: After we finally got back on the road it was an all day bus ride: about 6 hours to get from Puno to Arequipa, so around 10 PM we arrived to the bus station and went straight to a hostel from Lonely Planet.  This has been the one time I've held appreciation for Lonely Planet, the hostel was pretty awesome.  Our room was a cave, tomb, black hole, so perfect. When looking at the ceiling it was unanimously agreed that the random hook hanging from the center could be for a chandelier, yet was freakishly creepy on its own. And the cracks in the dome ceiling that had been plaster fixed were equally alarming. All of the buildings it seemed like had dome ceilings and were made of this volcanic rock, sillar, which made for cool temperatures and comfortable colonial atmospheres. I did feel like Cuba must be like Arequipa, there was just that kind of comfort and relaxation about the architecture and the landscaping in the Plazas. This monastery we spent three hours in, Santa Catalina, was so incredible, but a really great example of the architecture. The place was enormous, and our handout map called the monastery a city, a citadel, etc... There were street names!  We did have a fun mischievous moment when we climbed through one of the windows into a blocked off area that was a garden. It was very pretty however this family somewhere near us was making a lot of noise and for fear of getting busted, our galavanting was cut short. 
After not waking up on time the next morning due to late night partying, and also due to the cloudiness we did not do the plans we had for scenic viewing of El Misti, the volcano close to Arequipa. It worked out okay, instead we walked around looking at the colonial hacienda houses, which were a bit of a letdown. Not at all like the mansions from Cochabamba, Bolivia. But oh well, it was still fun walking around town. The street names in Arequipa change every other block, and I could not for the life of me get my bearings so it was fun wandering like a tourist, sticking out like a guilty pleasure in the crowd, referencing the Lonely Planet.  We did make it to the Market, which was pretty incredible!  They were selling two different sizes of guinea pigs the larger ones were tan and white and they were for eatin', the smaller ones were all black and were for "sustado" or something like that. There were three different women trying to explain what that was and why there was a difference, but I'm not sure what any of them were saying. Also, it has been decided that unless I am eating out, there will be no cooking of meat while here in Cusco... The butcher section of the market is so terrifying, not to mention nothing is refrigerated, I'm not sure I can push my luck as far as not aggravating my parasites yet. OH! Another gem: I've learned what happens with the nasty illnesses: parasites sleep comfy in your intestines in these cozy little sacs that grow, and then one day, when your digestive juices change pH balance or whatever, and wake up the sleepy parasites, they go ape shit and take it out on you by causing painful explosions out of whichever orifice they please.  It's quite fascinating. 

From Arequipa we took a quick vacation for the weekend to Mollendo, which is like the Myrtle Beach of Peru. We were the only non Peruvian people there Friday night and Saturday afternoon.  It was pretty awesome.  There wasn't much to do, but we walked around the beach, and took pictures of the sunset and starving finally found a place that was within our price range.  The bus ride to this beach, crossing the desert of Peru, was something to behold. There are these random hut communities established in the middle of nothing, and there is little signs of life, but you have to stop and wrap your brain around how the hell someone can survive when you can tell by the housing structures they are dirt poor.  It was just mesmerizing and sick at the same time.  This is were I got my ass handed to me in a burnt up blaze of pain. It was cloudy, and we were at sea level, so I thought why layer on the sunblock?  HA! I felt the pain today carrying all of my luggage, having seven bags strapped across my shoulders, it was more crippling than climbing up Avenida el Sol without water after only being here two days.  I surpass the red of a lobster, streaked from my halter top and purse strap, it's something of the obscene. 

I need a break, it's been to many hours with this laptop and a couch... Plus I still have to finish my portfolio...hehe, but hey, I GOT THE JOB!  Training starts tomorrow, and I move into my apartment tomorrow as well. That's a whole other awesome post in itself, so I'll save that for later.  

LOVE! heather.


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

For Sale

It's been very difficult trying to find an apartment in Cusco!  The one place I could afford on my own wasn't that nice at all, there was a huge hole in the wall connecting to the ceiling, mildly being concealed by a piece of plywood. The apartment was a studio inside this woman's house, and that was cool, definitely safe, but there was nothing for a kitchen and it was such a dark area. No windows except the hole.  I'm also trying to find living with other teachers at Maximo, there are several people leaving so rooms are opening up, but there isn't a good network system here and everyone's schedule is different, so there are problems there too.  UGH!  On the upside once I find a place it shouldn't cost more than $100!!  CRAZY!  Time is also limited: between class, homework, lesson planning, and teaching I'm spread thin. On that note I've got to go type up my portfolio of lesson plans.  I've been getting good observations, but there are a few key techniques I can't seem to get right.  I "echo" a lot, whenever learners give me words I repeat what they said, and generally use unnecessary statements which increase my teacher talk time, and that's a big no.  It's not easy changing a bad habit... insert another UGH! Today that is my goal for the lesson: DO NOT ECHO!  What a mantra... I really do need to go work on my next few lesson plans but, drum role, I am done with class FRIDAY!!!!!  This weekend my goal is to hop on as many bus rides to the surrounding ruins as I can, and Sunday night head down to Puno's Carnivale which I hear is INCREDIBLE!  Thanks Grandma for telling me about it!  I could have almost missed it!  
New Cusqueno observations:
The fried rice here is better than in the US!
Rotisserie chicken and french fries have never tasted so good!
Juice concoctions are ingenious AND delicious AND safe for consumption!
on a similar note I am two weeks in without life halting parasites!
lastly there are awesome picture taking opportunities being made, so awesome pictures to be posted in the next week or so!

Love.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Mild sunburning excursion.


I really tried to capture the moment of the two llamas in a beautiful act of creating life, but the male was faster than me.  Someone in our group was on the ball, and I ganked a copy from him, because it was just one of those things you feel the urge to share. So enjoy the during and after:















It was one hell of a hike up this beast of a mountain to get to the ruin site,
 and I was sure my lungs would collapse. But TOTALLY worth it!  So beautiful! I think our group spent 3 hours walking around and enjoying Inca engineering/architecture. The story is that Sacsayhuamán was a fortress, and Cusco was laid out in the shape of Puma, and Sacsayhuamán was the head, these walls are shaped like teeth. Its incredible the reasoning and purpose for what was in fact an effective/useful protection fortress layout thingiemabobber. The puma is big in Inca culture, and so the symbolism for this spot is huge, and the layout was also advantageous for the Incas because attacking forces had all flanks exposed, if you want the straight scoop wiki it.  
 Here is just an awesome view of the Plaza de Armas from Sacsayhuaman. 

And over here we have examples of the incredible capabilities Inca's had with rock piling.  I'm not sure it's obvious, but some of these rocks had been warped into a concave bend. They were sculpted to fit an angle in the wall!  SO COOL!  




And because I am so self centered, here are some portrait shots were I do not look sick.  This one's for you Goose. 

















































Right next to Sacsayhuaman is the Cristo of Cusco, which I'm pretty sure was given to them by Paraguay, but I could be completely making that up...It was a goat trail of a pain in the ___ to get to, or maybe a llama trail would be a more fitting description for the location, anyway, it was a lot of fun and I totally managed rock slides without camera damaging! It did take a red hot second to realize I could just  put the camera in my backpack, (which has been awesome, by the way; thanks Grandma and Granddad!) while climbing and whatnot. Anyway, here are the pictures:

  

First beautiful day out and about.






Here are some shots of the Plaza de Armas from Friday afternoon.  It was so beautiful!  And I had a real lunch for the first time in a while...VEGETABLES!  There were several reasons for the awesomeness.  And that dog totally had glasses!  It was pretty amazing. There was some chill time in the Plaza and I brought out the drop spindle Angus made, and the little kids panhandling came around us and hung out. One boy with postcards showed me how I was doing it wrong which was a trip.  He also had postcards of replicas of the Last Supper, but Cuy (Guinea Pig) was being served on the table! I'm gonna have to hit him up later, I didn't have enough money at the time. WARNING: anyone whose address I have, beware, for you might be the lucky recipient of a friendly dose of culture shock.  I went to El Molino (the mall/flea market) and saw some skinned cuy with their four front teeth... When I go back I'll get a picture, it's truly a sight to behold!  I guess there should be another warning here, too. WARNING: at any given point in the future there will be photos of insert whatever the hell a typical pet guinea pig name is skinned and ready for eatin'! YUMMY!

EVERYBODY CONGA!

So as of March 1st I will be teaching at Maximo Nivel!!! YAY!  I get to stay in CUSCO!!  I turn in my contract on Monday, so it's not completely final, but they did give me a contract, so they like me, they really like me! It's been such a relief!  Monday I start apartment hunting, even though I might have found a place to live with two other girls, it's still not a solid go yet.  But the place is awesome, it's a house, with a tiled patio and a T.V. straight from the 70s, a camping gas stove setup in the kitchen, and the kicker is that it has a BATH!  Incredible what you hold important for real estate in third world countries.  So yeah, there is awesomeness happening right now, it's exciting.  This also means there is NO excuse to not come and visit.... just putting it out there: everybody, anybody, come one and all...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Crazy waiters make for stressful dinner experiences.





Here are some shots from a couple of days ago when I went out to the Plaza de Armas with my roomie.  There was this terrible run in with a waiter!  We went to find a restaurant, and Los Torrinos or something like that had a killer deal $10 for soup, main course and dessert. They said they excepted Visa, so we sit down, have an awesome meal, talked with our Norwegian table neighbors, and then when we had to pay the waiter would not take my credit card!  It was awful!  I had to run down to the plaza and try to find an ATM, but I didn't have a PIN number for my credit card, so I had to go back to the restaurant and beg the waiter to take my card.  He had given us a check for 43 soles and then told us the price was 22 soles more, and only charged 45 soles on my card, so we're walking down the street discussing how ridiculous that situation was and the waiter is running after us for the difference that he didn't charge me. The moral of this story is that waiter was crooked, and was trying to pocket the difference and I'm not sure what his living situation is, but it was very stressful being bullied like that because he wanted 30 extra soles.  Not to mention I left him a substantial tip for his "troubles" allowing us to use the card.  It was a stupid third world adventure that instigated much debate on how many ways we were swindled. I know if I had been at Target, there would have been no trouble. Target would have protected me.

Gotta run and eat something so unhealthy, last night was Ramen just for the college experience.  While you eat your hearty soups cry for me into your empty bowl...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

First weekend in a Strange Land...

So I finally made it to Cusco! There was a lot of moving around, and I should have had Angus check the necessity of several things I thought to be important... By the fifth taxi ride in thirty minutes it was comical all the bags i had!  Ridiculous... Oh well, at least now someone will have a whole bunch of ankle socks they might not have had before. Granted that wasn't totally my fault because I was going to bring New Balance sneakers... 
Anyway, my apartment is really cool, it even comes with a washing machine!!!! The small luxuries you take for granted.  Here are the pictures of my view between the windows in my room and the living room window.

 








The walk is about twenty minutes from Avenida del Sol, where Maximo Nivel is, and thanks to altitude sickness only a 2.5 soles taxi ride or 50 centavos bus ride on the Columbia route.  The Landlady, Zul was very nice and walked me around, so as long as I am paying attention to the roads I know my way to the Avenida del Sol, earlier today I missed a turn and had to back track a little bit, however I think the way I was going could have worked out, I don't really have the energy to tack on extra steps.  I do need to find a map though, just for reference. The altitude has knocked me on my tooshie, so there hasn't been too much exploring, and unfortunately I am too clumsy to feel comfortable using my camera on the streets just yet, so there are limited pictures, but there are a lot of incredible views, SO MUCH GREENERY!  and there are small gardens along every intersection or in the middle of wide streets. Also, parallel parking is done in the middle of the street, inbetween the lanes. Not by the sidewalk. Crossing the street is a bit of a sport, since cars don't break. However I have brought some of my two day New York attitude to the table and consequently almost been run over a couple of times... But I am still here. One last little gem before I go:

This is what not taking your altitude can do. Enjoy.
This also is the reason my gums are polished like diamonds!  There are many health benefits to coca leaves.  It's a shame cocaine gives such a bad rap to coca. But don't worry I think of everyone in the US who is missing out with each favor infused swallow, be it tea or chewing, i partake...

Now I'm off to turn that possessed drool into a two thumbs up smile with some galavanting! Maybe I'll grow some balls and take some pictures!

LOVE!